Work, work, work!!! And to think I wanted to have a big yard!!! I have worked in the yard for two Saturday's now and it does not look that much different. Why is it that all the nice stuff froze and the weeds just keep on growing???

I'm now on face book. Strange place, people trying to kidnap you and writing on your walls; How can this stuff be legal? In any sane world they would be hauled off to jail! But it is happening all of the time on face book. Oh and how can one have a wall in virtual space??? I'm so confused!

We got new phone's now and we are with Verizon or how ever you spell it. We have way cool new phones that can take photos, txt, play music assign different ring tones to different people and even clean the house!!! Why did Will not get the one that does yard work??? I'll have to have a little talk with him.

Things are moving along with our girls, we have court on the 23, and they are wanting to stop trying to reunify them with the egg and sperm donors. Extended family has finally stepped up and there is some talk that they want the girls to come to them. I will believe it when I see it.

How many of you all hate to go shopping??? Me, me, me!!!!! raises hand and waves it in exaggerated movements. I needed new pants so off to Wal-mart I go and I know what size my bottom is so I proceed to gather more than just a few of the required size, I get a number of the same paints but in different colors just to see how they look on me. Now this is where it gets exciting.

First the right leg goes in and then the left and pull!!!! ok I thought pants were suppose to button around ones waist not ones Knees!!!!! Ok that happens but tell me is it suppose to happen with the exact same size and brand you just tried on and they fit beautifully???!!! GRRRRRR!!!! Yes it is true the green ones fit but the blue ones fit only one thigh!

Shirts are not much better in one designer I wear a M but in another it is an XL??? What insanity is this????? I reiterate I HATE SHOPPING FOR CLOTHING!!!!! And yes this definitely includes shoes!!!! PHOOEY!!! on them all.

I feel that there should be a law that all clothing sizes should be the same so no matter where I am if I wear a size 5 (IN MY DREAMS LOL) then any size 5 I pull off the rack will fit me to perfection!!!! When I am ruler of a world I will make it so. and if any crazy seamstress or designer tries to fool me by changing the size from what it is to what they want it to say will be struck dead with a lightning bolt!!! Wahahahaha Witness my Omnipotent power!!!!

Ok I feel better now.